So I figured I would start off this blog with a once in a lifetime insight on some of us men folk thoughts on "PUSSY". First of all let me say that I have always disliked the word "PUSSY" it sounds like something that you would see and suddenly get an ill feeling over you, but it is much more than that...it is a source of nourishment for some of us. When I think of a women's vagina I think of all things good; strawberry fields, sunny days, cool whip, ice cream, a refreshing glass of iced tea, coacoa on a cold winters day, see good shit like that. So I started to think, what is a name that I would give the best "Pussy" I have ever had the pleasure of knowing and I came up with "Brandy".
See I love Brandy, it is the best liquor in the word to me, the taste...the way it just glides down your throat...yes "BRANDY" is perfect. Now that I have the name thing solved let me explain some of the major joys of pussy AKA "BRANDY"! I will count down from #10 to #1 with some of the great joys of good "BRANDY".

10. "Marinated Brandy" Like fine liquor a womens "Brandy" gets better with age, trust I have been there and done that.
09. "Brandy on the Rocks" Yes it is bad but a newly divorced woman's sex is excellent, she puts in work especially if she is fresh out of a bullshitting relationship.
08. "Double shot of Brandy" They say 2 is better than one, nuff said!
07. "Brandy & Candy" A sweet treat mixed with the awesome goodness of "Brandy" is sure to tempt and satisfy your taste buds.
06. "Straight no Chaser Brandy" This is that simple enjoyment of "Brandy" but the pleasure is good.
05. "Morning Brandy" "Brandy" in the morning is the shit, just slide that "Brandy" right down on a nice hard stiff one.
04. "Brandy with a twist of Lime" For that bitter moment of break-up to that sweet moment of the make-up, this can be the greatest "Brandy" moment!
03. "Brandy with Strawberry Sauce" First impression you would think of this as a womens drink and it can be *hint*, but this "Brandy" is fit for a king, taste it...all that sweetness, YUMMY!
02. "Big Her Brandy" This "Brandy" is not for the light weight, if you can not handle the thick, voluptuous women you may want to stay away from this "Brandy", however if you decide to try it, trust me you will love it!
01. "Dripping Wet Brandy" This is my "Brandy" of choice, I love to suck this type of "Brandy" up, every drop. Just the sounds alone is enough to make you want and keep wanting this wonderful delight.

Although there are many recipes of choice when mixing your Brandy, I wanted to give you my top ten...now i think I will look for me some "Brandy" to enjoy!